Monday, August 24, 2009

Future me

I had a very strange dream, in which i was in Paris with people to people again, in the future.

Somehow the group got ahead of me. And then... I saw myself.

I ran up to me, asking me all these questions saying it was me from the past.

Future me kept walking away, because future me didn't believe me. Which i found very ironic. If I'm in the past traveling to the future, wouldn't future me be aware of time travel?

Eventually i got future me to engage in a conversation with myself.

Future me was hot. Like, really hot. I wanted to smash me. Or at least ask myself out. But i thought that might be a little narcissistic. But then again i wouldn't have to worry about STD's much, it'd basically just be masturbation.

Really weird but funny point to me posting about this dream?

Future me had gotten a sex change.

D:

Rules to my macbook


Alright alright, its been a while and i think these rules need to be reread by all so that following them is easier because they are fresh in that squishy thing in your head you think with.

*1: You WILL call him by his rightful name of Rudy McMaccy
*2: Follow the first rule
*3: No one touches him
*4: No one asks to touch him
*5: No one thinks about asking to touch him
*6: No one thinks about him
*7: No one thinks about how they can't think about him
*8: No one thinks about how they can't think about thinking about him
*9: No one thinks about how they can't think about how they can't think about him
*10: And so on and so fourth
*11: No one breaths in his direction
*12: No one walks past him without respectfully bowing first
*13: No one looks directly into his built in webcam without accepting him as your religious leader first

Are we chill?

Saturday, August 8, 2009

New Blog!

Hey Everyone!

I decided to make a new blog. Xanga is dead, and not everyone is on facebook and myspace. Ok, not really, but you get the point. I wanted something outside of all that.

So you'll find my daily or not so daily ramblings here.

I got a part in Sweeny Todd. So come see it in October! Its already eating my mind, some of the songs are so complicated. But so far the show is amazing. The set is GREAT. It's gonna be a good show.

Anyway, I'm gonna wrap this thing up. Thanks for reading!